...but only if you're nice (and max out your $2,300 donation).

Do I get a pony if I max out.

show up to give me that bikini wax, I'd seriously contemplate ... asking for references and credentials.

But 'appointing Supreme Court judges from the "We ♥ the Constitution" wing of the law' is exactly what the other folks claim they do all the time.  Sometimes, words have different meaning based on the hearing of the listener.

No kidding.
There are some things that this country needs from it's President in order to remain viable; we, hive-mind style, are working on a list.  Some of those things, Obama already knows he has to do, other things not so much.  When you take the position that a thing is defined as being necessary when and only when Mr Obama has conceded that it is, you deny a major component of our own relevance.  There is no "enough," there is only a choice between "better but not best" and failure.

But seriously, I know you're trying to be lighthearted.  It works, it's funny; you should probably fix your tags, but I laughed.  But laughter is a comfort.  I'm already sitting in a padded chair, with A/C and a beverage; perhaps it is possible to have "enough" comfort.

He will not personally show up in your bathroom to give you a bikini wax.

rec'd

Why oh why does Barack Obama hate the car I don't own, and therefore America?

about the cholesterol, I hoped to live long enough to vote for the man.

He will not personally show up in your bathroom to give you a bikini wax.

Um, I might be willing to do that.

But... will he come to my house, bring beer (Good Beer), cook up some BBQ for us, watch some Mariners baseball (Need more beer) and then watch hours and hours of Battlestar Galactica on DVD with me?

huh... Will He?!  

Five things I absolutely must see in Barack's first term:

1. The exit of our military from Iraq. I'll give him his entire first term to complete that priority.

2. An end to the absolutely insane, economy-busting deficit spending that has been a hallmark of Bush.

3. Some change to health care in America which leaves no one uninsured or bankrupt because of it.

4. A full on Apollo mission to break this country away from fossil fuel by use of solar, wind, geothermal or hydro-electric. Nuclear doesn't count.

5. The issuance to me of an official Barack Obama Surrogate Bikini Waxer card. More than happy to help out the new president knowing how busy he's going to be with the first four issues. :-)  

that's it.

im voting for mccain.

Unlike the rest of the malcontents here, I won't grumble about the failure of this candidate to provide me with the promise of a personal bikini wax.  But that is only because, having never worn a bikini, I'm man enough to admit the complaint could be construed as somewhat disingenuous.  

Thanks for the smile with a side of solid sense!

Roe v Wade and its companion decision, Doe v Bolton.

He will tell women with fetuses with severe fetal abnormalities that mental distress is not a reason for a woman to have an abortion.

I don't think you have to have a "mental disease", as he put it,  to decide you don't want to carry an anencephalic fetus ( one with no brain) to term.  I think any ordinary person would have "mental distress" at that outcome.  

No he won't rotate my tires...but he's very good these days at agreeing with Thomas and Scalia and at Sistah Soljahing almost group in the Democratic party.

This reminds me of the Happy Fun Ball commercial on SNL.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Barack.

so the consititution defending is up to the judges? that's not what the oath of office says. I'd expect him to do more than the SCOTUS for the constitution - given the current prez has done more than the SCOTUS has to wreck it.

starters? FISA?
second, cancel all those signing statements and don't make ANY others himself!
third, cancel many of the exec orders as he has promised.
fourth, revoke the PATRIOT ACT as a redundant piece of fascist encroachment.
fifth, prosecute those that have broken the laws and the constitution over the past 8 years - no pardons, no trying to keep the peace by not investigating and prosecuting, no keeping the documents under wraps out of deference to the office of the president BS!

fixing the economy and creating jobs, along with getting us out of Iraq pronto.

Let's hope those are more likely than getting him to change my tires, but so far it doesn't look good.

As long as he does the windshield and checks the oil I'm cool.

McCain would probably do that too, but he'd keep grinning at me.

Makes me nervous